What Do Women Want?
Can you answer this question if you're not a woman? I think not. Recently, in my life and the life of those around me, the difficulty arising in understanding women and what they want has become increasingly difficult. Scientists think this is attributed to a rise in the female indecision hormone caused the onset of spring and oncoming of a summer where they will wear all manner of light and/or skimpy clothes thus drawing the eyes of every man they walk by. This, to me, does not seem to say why women can be so hard to understand. I would like to explain at least 10 recent situations in which myself and my friends have found understanding women to be complicated, but these are things I promised I would not talk about, therefore I have no example to help you understand my mind in this post. Did I just type understand my mind? I've been here too long!
Wisdom of the Day: If you don't understand it, it can't hurt you.
posted by JediCraft at 5/19/2005 03:44:00 AM
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What do women want? The same thing we want. SEX. Only many of them are trained that it isn't right for them to want it. We on the other hand are encouraged by Dad, uncles, brothers, friends, Hugh Hefner and anyone I left out, to f*ck everything that moves.
Some only want stability, but we don't need to talk about them.
Women want to get married, but if they can't do that they will settle for a guy who IS ALREADY married.
*this is where I go on a tangent *
There is something inexplicabley twisted about the thinking, "Well, he's married, therefore he's shown that he IS stable."
In your case, you are a big whitey in Japan, and that not only opens you up to women who just want YOU because you are fun, but girls who want to go back to the U.S., girls who like what their parents won't allow, girls who are in to something fresh and exciting and girls who think, "Well, I know I really shouldn't sleep with guys I just met, but he is a special case." Translated to "Male" means, "Well, I can't be a slut with Japanese guys because my friends won't respect me, but I can f*ck the color off this foreigner because everyone will forgive me since he is a cool foreigner."
***Tangent 2?*****
A girl said to me the other night, "If my boyfriend saw us together, he'd be mad." "But then he'd realize that since you are a foreigner, that this would be a special case."
So there ya go. Girls want sex. If you don't believe it, it's because you are still in self denial, and lack enough self confidence to realize that they DO want you.
Spiritual truth:
The guy who doubts his value to women stays home and downloads porn.
The man who KNOWS his value has to beat women off with a stick... or whatever else she is into.
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