Drunken

Having polished off a whole bottle of Japanese whiskey with a few friends, not to mention some Shochu and Casis, I woke up this morning to a soft buzzing and a complete lack of enthusiasm for the a trip to the gym and the sun respectively.

Also this brings up a good time to mention that if you happen to pass out at your friend’s house don’t be angry if him and his girlfriend happen to paint your fingernails and toenails, and give you a half Abraham Lincoln beard painted on in your face in eyeliner. Nail polish remover is cheap and easy to find, by the way.

And you’re probably asking, where are the pictures? Sorry, none this time, I was sworn to secrecy. I also think Mayumi hates us. Sorry about that Paul.

Wisdom of the Day: Wisdom ain’t always wise